BOOKED A BAND!!!!!!!

http://www.thegrooveshop.com/

This Holiday Season the groom bought the bride.......a gym membership.

Evan 10:40 am
go to the gym without me!
Marnie 10:40 am
maybe i shall
Evan 10:40 am
maybe ill go
see how i feel
Marnie 10:40 am
maybe ill wait for u
Evan 10:40 am
maybe!
who r u
Marnie 10:40 am
do u love it though?
Evan 10:40 am
and what have u done with lazy girl
Marnie 10:40 am
bridezilla!!!!!!!
Evan 10:41 am
ohhhhhhhhhhhh
get really skinny so u can be a real big bitch

Troof Bomb.

JAKE: 2:31 pm
a marnie wedding = hilarity
MARNIE: 2:31 pm
a marnie wedding = the band leader will die, the electricity will go out and the salmon thats supposed to be dinner will escape the kitchen and flop onto the dancefloor

GENEROSITY

I'd post sooner but I've been drowning in Bloomingdales, Crate and Barrell and Bed and Bath gifts - you people are crazy!! I've never seen such generosity in my life! We just got totally pimped - our house is so fancy!! Much love to everyone

Pics from the Engagement!

Registering Guns are stupid

What ever happened to "hello miss how can I help you?" Now they give you this stupid gun, you point and shoot and voila, it's on your list. Yea, well 4 hours of point and shoot we are home and there are 15 items on our list.. 1) we don't remember if and what never made it on the list and 2) we hate everything we scanned.