Turkey Fail - Kinda

So I wanted to be a lovely doting fiance and get my guy turkey (he loves store baked turkey, but it was a Holiday so I figured I would cook). The vegetarian has seen mom cook turkey 100 times but something just slipped my mind while shopping in the supermarket. I decided to get the largest "young" turkey breast that Shoprite had and wanted to surprise Evan with dinner at 7:30 (like a 1950's wifey). The turkey wasn't done until 9:30p so he had soup and potatoes for dinner... but come on, for my first time ever- how delicious does it look! (poor gobble.)

BOOKED A BAND!!!!!!!

http://www.thegrooveshop.com/

This Holiday Season the groom bought the bride.......a gym membership.

Evan 10:40 am
go to the gym without me!
Marnie 10:40 am
maybe i shall
Evan 10:40 am
maybe ill go
see how i feel
Marnie 10:40 am
maybe ill wait for u
Evan 10:40 am
maybe!
who r u
Marnie 10:40 am
do u love it though?
Evan 10:40 am
and what have u done with lazy girl
Marnie 10:40 am
bridezilla!!!!!!!
Evan 10:41 am
ohhhhhhhhhhhh
get really skinny so u can be a real big bitch

Troof Bomb.

JAKE: 2:31 pm
a marnie wedding = hilarity
MARNIE: 2:31 pm
a marnie wedding = the band leader will die, the electricity will go out and the salmon thats supposed to be dinner will escape the kitchen and flop onto the dancefloor

GENEROSITY

I'd post sooner but I've been drowning in Bloomingdales, Crate and Barrell and Bed and Bath gifts - you people are crazy!! I've never seen such generosity in my life! We just got totally pimped - our house is so fancy!! Much love to everyone

Pics from the Engagement!